My father had a small Estate in Nottinghamshire; I was the Third of
five Sons. He sent me to Emanuel-College in Cambridge, at Fourteen Years
old, where I resided three Years, and applyed my self close to my Studies:
But the Charge of maintaining me (although I had a very scanty
Allowance) being too great for a narrow Fortune; I was bound Apprentice
to Mr. James Bates, an eminent Surgeon in London, with whom I continued
four Years; and my Father now and then sending me small Sums of Money,
I laid them out in learning Navigation, and other parts of the
Mathematicks, useful to those who intend to travel, as I always believed it
would be some time or other my Fortune to do. When I left Mr. Bates, I
went down to my Father; where, by the Assistance of him and my Uncle
John, and some other Relations, I got Forty Pounds, and a Promise of
Thirty Pounds a Year to maintain me at Leyden: There I studied Physick
two Years and seven Months, knowing it would be useful in long Voyages.
Soon after my Return from Leyden, I was recommended, by my good Master Mr. Bates, to be Surgeon to the Swallow, Captain Abraham Pannell Commander; with whom I continued three Years and a half, making a Voyage or two into the Levant, and some other Parts. When I came back, I resolved to settle in London, to which Mr. Bates, my Master, encouraged me, and by him I was recommended to several Patients. I took Part of a small House in the Old Jury; and being advised to alter my Condition, I married Mrs. Mary Burton, second Daughter to Mr. Edmund Burton, Hosier, in Newgate-street, with whom I received four Hundred Pounds for a Portion.
But, my good Master Bates dying in two Years after, and I having few Friends, my Business began to fail; for my Conscience would not suffer me to imitate the bad Practice of too many among my Brethren. Having therefore consulted with my Wife, and some of my Acquaintance, I determined to go again to Sea. I was Surgeon successively in two Ships, and made several Voyages, for six Years, to the East and West-Indies, by which I got some Addition to my Fortune. My Hours of Leisure I spent in reading the best Authors, antient and modern, being always provided with a good Number of Books ; and when I was ashore, in observing the Manners and Dispositions of the People, well as learning their Language, wherein I had a great Facility by the Strength of my Memory.
The last of these Voyages not proving very fortunate, I grew weary of the Sea, and intended to stay at home with my Wife and Family. I removed from the Old Jury to Fetter-Lane, and from thence to Wapping hoping to get business among the sailors; but it would not turn to account. After three Years Expectation that things would mend, I accepted an advantageous Offer from Captain William Prichard, Master of the Antelope, who was making a Voyage to the South-Sea. We set sail from Bristol May 4th, 1699 and our Voyage at first was very prosperous.
It would not be proper, for some Reasons, to trouble the Reader with the
Particulars of our Adventures in those Seas: Let it suffice to inform him,
that in our Passage from thence to the East-Indies, we were driven by a
violent Storm to the North-west of Van Diemen's Land. By an
Observation, we found ourselves in the Latitude of 30 Degrees 2 Minutes
South. Twelve of our Crew were dead by immoderate Labour and ill Food,
the rest were in a very weak Condition. On the fifth of November, which
was the beginning of Summer in those Parts, the Weather being very hazy,
the Seamen spied a Rock, within half a Cable's length of the Ship; but the
Wind was so strong, that we were driven directly upon it, and immediately
split. Six of the Crew, of whom I was one, having let down the Boat into
the Sea, made a Shift to get clear of the Ship, and the Rock. We rowed by
my Computation about three Leagues, till we were able to work no longer,
being already spent with Labour while we were in the Ship. We therefore
trusted ourselves to the Mercy of the Waves, and in about half an Hour the
Boat was overset by a sudden Flurry from the North. What became of my
Companions in the Boat, as well as of those who escaped on the Rock, or
were left in the Vessel, I cannot tell; but conclude they were all lost. For
my own Part, I swam as Fortune directed me, and was pushed forward by
Wind and Tide. I often let my Legs drop, and could feel no Bottom: but
when I was almost gone, and able to struggle no longer, I found myself
within my Depth; and by this Time the Storm was much abated. The
Declivity was so small, that I walked near a Mile before I got to the Shore,
which I conjectur'd was about eight a-clock in the Evening. I then advanced
forward near half a Mile, but could not discover any sign of Houses or
Inhabitants; at least I was in so weak a Condition, that I did not observe
them. I was extremely tired, and with that, and the Heat of the Weather,
and about half a Pint of Brandy that I drank as I left the Ship, I found
myself much inclined to sleep. I lay down on the Grass, which was very
short and soft, where I slept sounder than ever I remember to have done in
my Life, and, as I reckoned, above Nine Hours; for when I awakened, it
was just Day-light. I attempted to rise, but was not able to stir: For as I
happen'd to lye on my Back, I found my Arms and Legs were strongly
fastened on each Side to the Ground; and my Hair, which was long and
thick, tied down in the same Manner. I likewise felt several slender
Ligatures across my Body, from my Armpits to my Thighs. I could only
look upwards; the Sun began to grow hot, and the Light offended my Eyes.
I heard a confused Noise about me, but in the Posture I lay, could see
nothing except the Sky. In a little time I felt something alive moving on my
left Leg, which advancing gently forward over my Breast, came almost up
to my Chin; when bending my Eyes downwards as much as I could, I
perceived it to be a human Creature not six Inches high, with a Bow and
Arrow in his hands, and a Quiver at his Back. In the meantime, I felt at
least Forty more of the same Kind (as I conjectured) following the first. I
was in the utmost Astonishment, and roared so loud, that they all ran back
in a Fright; and some of them, as I was afterwards told, were hurt with the
Falls they got by leaping from my Sides upon the Ground. However, they
soon returned, and one of them, who ventured so far as to get a full Sight
of my Face, lifting up his Hands and Eyes by way of Admiration, cried out
in a shrill but distinct Voice, Hekinah Degul: the others repeated the same
Words several times, but I then knew not what they meant. I lay all this
while, as the Reader may believe, in great Uneasiness; At length, struggling
to get loose, I had the Fortune to break the Strings, and wrench out the
Pegs that fastened my left Arm to the Ground; for, by lifting it up to my
Face, I discovered the Methods they had taken to bind me, and at the same
time, with a violent Pull, which gave me excessive Pain, I a little loosened
the Strings that tied down my Hair on the left Side, so that I was just able to
turn my Head about two Inches. But the creatures ran off a second time,
before I could seize them; Whereupon there was a great Shout in a very
shrill Accent, and after it ceased, I heard one of them cry aloud, Tolgo
Phonac; when in an Instant I felt above a Hundred Arrows discharged on
my left Hand, which pricked me like so many Needles; and besides they
shot another Flight into the Air, as we do Bombs in Europe, whereof
many, I suppose, fell on my Body (though I felt them not) and some on my
Face, which I immediately covered with my left Hand. When this Shower
of Arrows was over, I fell a groaning with Grief and Pain, and then
striving again to get loose, they discharged another Volly larger than the
first, and some of them attempted with Spears to stick me in the Sides; but,
by good Luck, I had on me a Buff Jerkin, which they could not pierce. I
thought it the most prudent Method to lie still, and my Design was to
continue so till Night, when, my left Hand being already loose, I could
easily free myself: And as for the Inhabitants, I had Reason to believe I
might be a Match for the greatest Armies they could bring against me, if
they were all of the same Size with him that I saw. But Fortune disposed
otherwise of me. When the People observed I was quiet, they discharged no
more Arrows: But, by the Noise increasing, I knew their Numbers were
greater; and about four Yards from me, over against my right Ear, I heard
a Knocking for above an Hour, like People at work; when turning my Head
that Way, as well as the Pegs and Strings would permit me, I saw a Stage
erected about a Foot and a half from the Ground, capable of holding four
of the Inhabitants, with two or three Ladders to mount it: From whence
one of them, who seemed to be a Person of Quality, made me a long
Speech, whereof I understood not one Syllable. But I should have
mentioned, that before the principal Person began his Oration, he cryed out
three times, Langro Dehul san: (these Words and the former were
afterwards repeated and explained to me). Whereupon immediately about
fifty of the Inhabitants came, and cut the Strings that fastened the left side
of my Head, which gave me the Liberty of turning it to the right, and of
observing the Person and Gesture of him that was to speak. He appeared to
be of a middle age, and taller than any of the other three who attended him,
whereof one was a Page that held up his Train, and seemed to be somewhat
longer than my middle Finger; the other two stood one on each side to
support him. He acted every part of an Orator, and I could observe many
periods of Threatnings, and others of Promises, Pity and Kindness. I
answered in a few Words, but in the most submissive Manner, lifting up
my left Hand and both my eyes to the Sun, as calling him for a Witness;
and being almost famished with Hunger, having not eaten a Morsel for
some Hours before I left the Ship, I found the Demands of Nature so strong
upon me, that I could not forbear showing my Impatience (perhaps against
the strict Rules of Decency) by putting my Finger frequently on my Mouth,
to signify that I wanted Food. The Hurgo (for so they call a great Lord, as
I afterwards learned) understood me very well: He descended from the
Stage, and commanded that several Ladders should be applied to my Sides,
on which above a Hundred of the Inhabitants mounted, and walked towards
my Mouth, laden with Baskets full of Meat, which had been provided, and
sent thither by the King's Orders, upon the first Intelligence he received of
me. I observed there was the Flesh of several Animals, but could not
distinguish them by the Taste. There were Shoulders, Legs, and Loins,
shaped like those of Mutton, and very well dressed, but smaller than the
Wings of a Lark. I eat them by two or three at a Mouthful, and took three
Loaves at a time, about the bigness of Musket Bullets. They supplied me as
fast as they could, shewing a thousand Marks of Wonder and Astonishment
at my Bulk and Appetite. I then made another Sign that I wanted Drink.
They found by my eating that a small Quantity would not suffice me, and
being a most ingenious People, they slung up with great Dexterity one of
their largest Hogsheads, then rolled it toward my Hand, and beat out the
Top; I drank it off at a Draught, which I might well do, for it hardly held
half a Pint, and tasted like a small Wine of Burgundy, but much more
delicious. They brought me a second Hogshead, which I drank in the same
Manner, and made Signs for more, but they had none to give me. When I
had performed these Wonders, they shouted for Joy, and danced upon my
Breast, repeating several times as they did at first, Hekinah Degul. They
made me a Sign that I should throw down the two Hogsheads, but first
warning the People below to stand out of the Way, crying aloud, Borach
Mivola, and when they saw the Vessels in the Air, there was a universal
Shout of Hekinah Degul. I confess I was often tempted, while they were
passing backwards and forwards on my Body, to seize Forty or Fifty of the
first that came in my Reach, and dash them against the Ground. But the
Remembrance of what I had felt, which probably might not be the worst
they could do; and the Promise of Honour I made them, for so I
interpreted my submissive Behaviour, soon drove out these Imaginations.
Besides, I now considered myself as bound by the Laws of Hospitality to a
People who had treated me with so much Expense and Magnificence.
However, in my Thoughts I could not sufficiently wonder at the Intrepidity
of these diminutive Mortals, who dare venture to mount and walk upon my
Body, while one of my Hands was at Liberty, without trembling at the very
Sight of so prodigious a Creature as I must appear to them. After some
time, when they observed that I made no more Demands for Meat, there
appeared before me a Person of high Rank from his Imperial Majesty. His
Excellency having mounted on the small of my right Leg, advanced
forwards up to my Face, with about a Dozen of his Retinue; And producing
his Credentials under the Signet Royal, which he applied close to my Eyes,
spoke about ten Minutes, without any Signs of Anger, but with a kind of
determinate Resolution; often pointing forwards, which, as I afterwards
found, was towards the Capital City, about half a Mile distant, whither it
was agreed by his Majesty in Council that I must be conveyed. I answered
in few Words, but to no Purpose, and made a Sign with my Hand that was
loose, putting it to the other (but over his Excellency's Head, for fear of
hurting him or his Train) and then to my own Head and Body, to signify
that I desired my Liberty. It appeared that he understood me well enough,
for he shook his Head by way of Disapprobation , and held his Hand in a
Posture to show that I must be carried as a Prisoner. However, he made
other Signs to let me understand that I should have Meat and Drink enough,
and very good Treatment. Whereupon I once more thought of attempting
to break my Bonds, but again, when I felt the Smart of their Arrows upon
my Face and Hands, which were all in Blisters, and many of the Darts still
sticking in them, and observing likewise that the Number of my Enemies
encreased, I gave Tokens to let them know that they might do with me what
they pleased. Upon this the Hurgo and his Train withdrew with much
Civility and chearful Countenances. Soon after I heard a general Shout,
with frequent repetitions of the words, Peplom Selan, and I felt great
Numbers of the People on my Left Side relaxing the Cords to such a
Degree, that I was able to turn upon my Right, and to ease myself with
making Water; which I very plentifully did, to the great Astonishment of
the People, who conjecturing by my Motions what I was going to do,
immediately opened to the right and left on that Side, to avoid the Torrent
which fell with such Noise and Violence from me. But before this, they had
daubed my Face and both my Hands with a sort of Ointment very pleasant
to the Smell, which in a few Minutes removed all the Smart of their
Arrows. These Circumstances, added to the Refreshment I had received by
their Victuals and Drink, which were very nourishing, disposed me to
sleep. I slept about eight Hours, as I was afterwards assured; and it was no
Wonder, for the Physicians, by the Emperor's Order, had mingled a
sleeping Potion in the Hogsheads of Wine.
It seems that upon the first Moment I was discovered sleeping on the Ground after my Landing, the Emperor had early Notice of it by an Express, and determined in Council that I should be tyed in the Manner I have related (which was done in the Night while I slept), that plenty of Meat and Drink should be sent me, and a Machine prepared to carry me to the Capital City.
This Resolution perhaps may appear very bold and dangerous, and I am confident would not be imitated by any Prince in Europe on the like Occasion; however, in my Opinion, it was extremely Prudent, as well as Generous. For supposing these People had endeavoured to kill me with their Spears and Arrows while I was asleep, I should certainly have awakened with the first Sense of Smart, which might so far have roused my Rage and Strength, as to have enabled me to break the Strings wherewith I was tyed; after which, as they were not able to make Resistance, so they could expect no Mercy.
These People are most excellent Mathematicians, and arrived to great perfection in Mechanicks by the Countenance and Encouragement of the Emperor, who is a renowned Patron of Learning. This Prince has several Machines fixed on Wheels for the Carriage of Trees and other great Weights. He often builds his largest Men of War, whereof some are Nine Foot long, in the Woods where the Timber grows, and has them carried on these Engines three or four Hundred Yards to the sea. Five Hundred Carpenters and Engineers were immediately set at work to prepare the greatest Engine they had. It was a Frame of Wood raised three Inches from the Ground, about seven Foot long and four wide, moving upon twenty- two Wheels. The Shout I heard was upon the Arrival of this Engine, which it seems set out in four Hours after my Landing. It was brought parallel to me as I lay. But the principal Difficulty was to raise and place me in this Vehicle. Eighty Poles, each of one Foot high, were erected for this Purpose, and very strong Cords of the bigness of Pack thread were fastened by Hooks to many Bandages, which the Workmen had girt round my Neck, my Hands, my Body, and my Legs. Nine Hundred of the strongest Men were employed to draw up these Cords by many Pulleys fastned on the Poles, and thus, in less than three Hours, I was raised and slung into the Engine, and there tyed fast. All this I was told, for while the whole Operation was performing, I lay in a profound Sleep, by the Force of that soporiferous Medicine infused into my Liquor. Fifteen Hundred of the Emperor's largest Horses, each about four Inches and a half high, were employed to draw me towards the Metropolis, which, as I said, was half a Mile distant.
About four Hours after we began our Journey, I awaked by a very ridiculous Accident; for the Carriage being stopt a while to adjust something that was out of Order, two or three of the young Natives had the Curiosity to see how I looked when I was asleep; they climbed up into the Engine, and advancing very softly to my Face, one of them, an Officer in the Guards, put the sharp End of his Half-Pike a good way up into my left Nostril, which tickled my Nose like a Straw, and made me sneeze violently: Whereupon they stole off unperceived, and it was three Weeks before I knew the Cause of my awaking so suddenly. We made a long March the remaining Part of that Day, and rested at Night with Five Hundred Guards on each Side of me, half with Torches, and half with Bows and Arrows, ready to shoot me if I should offer to stir. The next Morning at Sunrise we continued our March, and arrived within two Hundred Yards of the City- Gates about Noon. The Emperor, and all his Court, came out to meet us; but his great Officers would by no means suffer his Majesty to endanger his Person by mounting on my Body.
At the Place where the Carriage stopt, there stood an antient Temple, esteemed to be the largest in the whole Kingdom, which having been polluted some Years before by an unnatural Murder, was, according to the Zeal of those People, looked on as prophane, and therefore had been applied to common Use, and all the Ornaments and Furniture carried away. In this Edifice it was determined I should lodge. The great Gate fronting to the North was about four feet high, and almost two feet wide, through which I could easily creep. On each Side of the Gate was a small Window not above six Inches from the Ground: Into that on the Left Side, the King's Smiths conveyed fourscore and eleven Chains, like those that hang to a Lady's Watch in Europe, and almost as large, which were locked to my Left Leg with six and thirty Padlocks. Over against this Temple, on the other Side of the great highway, at twenty Foot Distance, there was a Turret at least Five Foot high. Here the Emperor ascended with many principal Lords of his Court, to have an opportunity of viewing me, as I was told, for I could not see them. It was reckoned that above a hundred thousand Inhabitants came out of the Town upon the same Errand; and in spite of my Guards, I believe there could not be fewer than ten thousand, at several Times, who mounted upon my Body by the Help of Ladders. But a Proclamation was soon issued to forbid it upon Pain of Death. When the Workmen found it was impossible for me to break loose, they cut all the Strings that bound me; whereupon I rose up with as melancholy a Disposition as ever I had in my Life. But the Noise and Astonishment of the People at seeing me rise and walk, are not to be expressed. The Chains that held my left Leg were about two Yards long, and gave me not only the Liberty of walking backwards and forwards in a Semicircle; but, being fixed within four Inches of the Gate, allowed me to creep in, and lie at my full Length in the Temple.
