Jack's House
- These are the men
- That fleeced the tribes
- That paid the money
- That made the bribes
- That purchased the Congress that
- Jack built.
- This is the Duke
- That sailed the yacht
- That raised the eyebrows
- And got him caught,
- Who helped Mitch Wade,
- Who bought Duke's land
- And kicked in 700 grand;
- Which raised Duke's taxes,
- And gave Duke pain;
- So Wade paid the tab
- On Duke's capital gain.
- Bigger than Abscam:
- Randy “Duke” Cunningham!
- Top gun in the Congress that
- Jack built.
- This is Bob Ney,
- Who knew the fine print
- That could pass a casino
- And rev up its mint,
- Who spawned the e-mail
- Where Jack foretold:
- “Just met with Ney.
- “We're [expletive] gold!”
- And Ney in 2000,
- A moment quite checkered
- Ripped magnate Gus Boulis
- In the Congress'nal Record.
- His tirade was meant
- To frighten the fellow,
- Who cops say was shot
- By Big Tony Moscatiello,
- Who got a small fortune
- From Jack's pal in D.C.,
- A guy Ney said was known
- For his “honesty.”
- Their pal was indicted
- And then copped a plea
- Guilty of fraud
- And conspiracy.
- For creating the vibes
- That condoned the bribes
- That corrupted the Congress that
- Jack built.
- This is DeLay,
- Who built the machine
- That redrew the districts
- And raised the green,
- That decided the races
- That claimed the new seats,
- That made the new friends
- That owned luxury suites,
- That held big galas
- That brought the donations
- That helped him to greet
- The great Coushatta Nation!
- With 800 members
- And fund-stream support
- From the famous Coushatta Casino Resort!
- Which paid several million
- For Jack to abort
- A rival tribe's parlor
- In nearby Shreveport,
- Which prompted the letter
- That outlined their claims
- That went to Gale Norton,
- Co-signed by these names:
- Tom DeLay, Eric Cantor,
- Roy Blunt, the chief whip,
- Speaker Dennis Hastert.
- That's the House leadership!
- That played the game
- And wears the shame
- That hangs over the Congress that
- Jack built.
- This is the Jack,
- Jack Abramoff,
- Who bought the souls,
- Then sold them off,
- Who shook the hands
- And financed the houses
- And feted the staffs,
- And hired the spouses,
- And fleeced the tribes
- And spread the bribes
- That ransomed the Congress that
- Jack built.
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